Dear Pocahontas

Dear Pocahontas sat opposite me on the train - yes you are a beautiful goddess with your long straight hair, tanned skin and perfectly groomed expensive attire- so don't worry about scuffing those little Jimmy Choos as indeed that is not the chair leg you are drumming them against but indeed my shin which being fleshy most normal humans would identify the difference, but as you are busy on your big shiny phone I guess I won't disturb you ‪#‎letseeherwalkoffthrtrainwithbrokenfeet‬