Double whammy

Double bonus today- on the early train & we have 2 girls sat opposite one another both doing their make up - talking too loudly and most certainly not coming up for air ( inserts sigh) almost tempted to pretend I have Tourette's and randomly shout out phrases such as ' you can't polish a turd' shut up I don't care to hear about so and so"s,  such and such with so and so, Where's kermit? alas I fear they may think I'm a bitter old crow who just dips her head in her make up bag shakes face twice and she's done, ( I am that person) Now a question , why would you make your face orange or the colour of grandmas legs in 90 denier American tan tights When she has stood in front of the fire and her cheeky chilblains poke through?

Men don't draw moustaches on so how is it right to crayon eye brows on and think it's ok- ah now it is applying false lashes time to start sneezing so she puts them on wonky .... Tomorrow I am bringing my ironing on the train with me