Tights

Dear ladies hosiery manufacturing people, please may I make a simple request that perhaps you are slightly more honest in your sizings : its 100 denier for me all the way ( think black out curtain) not for style but purely down to the fact my legs look like several lbs of tripe mixed with corned beef both in looks and texture.Now being not far off 6 foot and build like one of the late 60's Russian ladies Olympic  shot putting team I have to purchase xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxl or similar to get the stretch both upwards and outwards- so please explain why is it that putting these tights on is some what like a cross between attempting to shove an unconscious elephant into a condom or jelly down a straw? Would it not be more helpful to put a disclaimer on the packaging stating " Don't forget to put your Bridget Jones belly warmers over the top to prevent slippage thus allowing your belly to fall out the top and hang over like a small puppy clinging on for dear life whilst they bunch and wrinkle at the ankles ( I have cankles- I really do not require further enhancements) and not forgetting the small marquee of gusset resting half way down your thighs"

That would be rather helpful