GAMES FOR NOW WE ARE OLDER
1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Try & remember why you've entered the room
6. Eat that & see if you get heartburn- hiatus roulette
7. Try & stay awake after 9pm
8. Simon says- we have to repeat everything we are told in the vague hope we will actually remember it, ( or parts of it)
9. Knock, knock Ginger ( but you don't run instead flash your "I need to Pee card"
10. Guess Who- you know the face but can't remember where the heck from
11. Blind mans buff - where the hell did you put your specs this time?
12. Chinese whispers - having a conversation in a noisy pub- most of it is guess work
13. Marbles - no point you've lost most of them
14. Hop Scotch - yes those varifocals take some getting used to
15. Musical chairs ... That game we play until we find the comfiest one and the one we can get in and out of easiest with out jarring our poorly backs.
16. Rock, paper, scissors- how everything seems to be decided as its too much effort otherwise.
17. Eenie, meeny, miny, moe- as above
18. Sardines - well this applies to your handbag- crammed to the brim with those " just in case" items every time you dare to leave the house
19. Ring- a- ring-o- roses = skip the " sneezy bit and just fall down a lot
20. Twister- every time you bend down to pick something up
21. Operation - not the board game but your favourite subject for boring the bejaysus out of people
22. Snap...... What your bones will do bringing forth item 21
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