Jeans

Dear Next retailer..... Thank you so very much for discontinuing my favourite jeans and replacing your WHOLE range of jeans with " Skinny" ones, if I wanted to look a twonk I would indeed try and slide ( using copious amounts of lubricant) into my daughters size 10's......Oh yes I did note you had some " Boot cut ones which went upto a whooping gargantious size 14... Oh I can order fat ones on line? No the reason I am stood in your shop is to buy them now.... If I wanted to buy fat jeans on line i would look at sites for larger odd shaped ladies like " Fat bottomed jelly arse jeans.com"