Pyjamas

Dear manufacturers of pyjamas designers in particular please do explain to me as to who has the ultimate say in the end product? Is it a lady or is it a gentleman as it is certainly not the person Who is going to adorn them- don't misunderstand me I love my new pyjamas they are super snuggly on the outside like the soft fur on the under belly of a puppy, in fact I could sit and stroke all night- but why have you put the nice fabric on the outside would it not normally make more sense to have it on the inside? 

So I could feel it next to my itchy flaky menopausal skin?

Be nice to be caressed by something, why do you think I give up my seat on the train, it's not because I'm nice, its for human contact- fair do's it tends to be the man who's farts smell of sausage sandwiches.......

After many years of marriage it's not as if he even looks at me let alone wants to touch me in bed to stroke and snuggle up to my snuggily wuggily PJays, the most contact we have is when he shouts "Quick burglars hide!" And shoves my head under the quilt where a nice fart has just been laid waiting to claim my soul.....

Or when he attempts to roll me onto my side with the same success as a toddler trying to rescue a beached whale in an attempt to cease my alleged snoring....

So come on, I'd even forego the quite appliqué teddy thing on the front ( oh yeah nice touch- take my bra off and teddy looks like he has sodding mumps!!!) please reconsider your fabric