Stinky

Dear young man on the train sat opposite me- as a mother I can tell you that spraying after shave on your trousers to try and get rid of those dubious white stains will not stop your trousers from being stained, it will make it worse only due to the fact that I feel a bout of sneezing coming on from the copious amounts of pound shop imported cheap spray you have filled the carriage with & as we are sat in close proximity I may accidentally head butt you whilst undertaking said sneezing.... Now try getting blood & snot spray off your trousers.........